U KNOW YOU BELONG TO THIS GENERATION WHEN.........

I was just reading something someone sent me and it did ring a bell .Its a sure shot way to identify if you belong to this generation or not........even if all of it isn't true.....it sure makes some good reading.
So here goes........happy reading.........

• You don't open conversation (on telephone) with a "Hello" but with a "Hi"
• The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".
• You don't "disconnect" a phone, YOU simply "hang-up".
• You never "mess-up" things, you only "screw them up.
• You never have a "residence" tel. no., you have a "home" no.
• You never have a "office" tel. no., you have a "work" no.
• You don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the"lights.
• You don't "accelerate", you "step on the gas".
• There are no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".
• Your tire never "punctures", you may have a "flat".
• The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".
• "I don't know nothing", two negatives don't make a positive here.
• You no longer meet a "wonderful" person, you meet a "cool" guy.
• You don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather flick it up.
• You don't "turn on the heat", you "turn on the juice".
• There's no "Business Area" only "business districts", and no "districts" but "counties".
• No one stays "a stone's throw away", might"a few blocks away".
• There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".
• In hotel you no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask for "check" and pay with (Dollar) "bill's.
• There are no "soft drinks", only "sodas".
• Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".
• You don't have a "great" time, you have a "ball".
• You don't "sweat it out", you "work your butt off".
• Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't "stick" them.
• You no longer live in "flats" or "blocks", find an "apartment".
• You don't stand in a "queue", you are in a "line".
• You no longer "like" something, you "appreciate" it.
• "#" is not "hash", it's "pound".
• You are not "deaf", you have "impaired hearing".
• You are not "lunatic", you are just "mentally challenged".
• You are not "disgusting" you are "sick".
• You can't get "surprised" you get "zapped".
• You don't "schedule" a meeting, you "skejule" it.
• You never "joke", you just "kid".
• You never "increase" the pressure, you always "crank" it up.
• You never ask for a pencil "rubber " you ask for an eraser. a rubber is a condom.
• You don't try to find a lift you find an elevator.
• You no more ask for a route but for a "RAUT"
• You don't ask somebody "How are you?", you say "What's up dude?"

Funny and true.......anyone wants to add any???????